Standings
| # | Team | Owner | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Amalgamated Morons ★ | Tim Blest | 106 |
| 2 | The Baseball Furies | Patrick Blest | 90.5 |
| 3 | Slackers | Eli Slack | 84 |
| 4 | Hungarian Devils | Scott Walters | 75.5 |
| 5 | Pythagorean Triples | Eric Amodeo | 74 |
| 6 | Large-Type Assholes | Michael Psardelis | 62 |
| 7 | Willoughby Chubs | Mark Hovencamp | 58 |
| 8 | Rearden Steel | Sal Psardelis | 50 |
| 9 | Sexual Tyrannosaurus | Will Mason | 31 |
| 10 | puhd | Chris Marino | 29 |
Category Breakdown
| # ▲ | Team | Pts | R | HR | RBI | SB | AVG | OPS | IP | W | SV | K | HLD | ERA | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Amalgamated Morons | 106 | 786 | 192 | 730 | 99 | 0.276 | 0.797 | — | 83 | 63 | 1,168 | 70 | 3.40 | 1.18 |
| 2 | The Baseball Furies | 90.5 | — | 170 | — | 107 | 0.277 | 0.781 | — | 81 | 36 | 1,016 | — | 3.75 | 1.19 |
| 3 | Slackers | 84 | — | 199 | — | 130 | 0.259 | 0.797 | — | 64 | 85 | 858 | 41 | 3.71 | 1.21 |
| 4 | Hungarian Devils | 75.5 | 630 | 177 | 694 | 73 | 0.273 | 0.785 | — | — | 80 | 999 | 46 | 3.73 | 1.20 |
| 5 | Pythagorean Triples | 74 | 729 | 185 | 685 | 128 | 0.267 | 0.773 | — | 76 | 15 | 959 | 58 | 3.93 | 1.30 |
| 6 | Large-Type Assholes | 62 | 727 | 155 | — | 114 | 0.259 | 0.738 | — | 75 | 10 | 944 | — | 3.82 | 1.28 |
| 7 | Willoughby Chubs | 58 | 713 | 162 | 693 | 119 | 0.280 | 0.772 | — | 64 | 18 | 923 | 43 | 4.37 | 1.33 |
| 8 | Rearden Steel | 50 | 626 | 126 | 561 | 95 | 0.260 | 0.739 | — | 64 | 59 | 847 | 55 | 3.68 | 1.31 |
| 9 | Sexual Tyrannosaurus | 31 | 516 | 138 | — | 93 | 0.244 | 0.712 | — | — | 17 | 795 | 39 | 4.34 | 1.36 |
| 10 | puhd | 29 | 482 | 112 | 467 | 74 | 0.244 | 0.679 | — | 53 | 90 | 790 | 3 | 3.93 | 1.29 |
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Draft Results
View full board →| Pick | Rd | Player | Pos | MLB Team | Fantasy Team |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Jake Arrieta | SP | CHC | Pythagorean Triples |
| 2 | 1 | Josh Beckett | SP | LAD | Amalgamated Morons |
| 3 | 1 | David Aardsma | RP | ATL | Large-Type Assholes |
| 4 | 1 | Bobby Abreu | OF | NYM | Slackers |
| 5 | 1 | Brett Anderson | SP | MIL | The Baseball Furies |
| 6 | 1 | Erik Bedard | SP | TB | Rearden Steel |
| 7 | 1 | Adrián Béltre | 3B | TEX | Willoughby Chubs |
| 8 | 1 | Elvis Andrus | SS | AZ | Hungarian Devils |
| 9 | 1 | Alfredo Aceves | SP | NYY | puhd |
| 10 | 1 | J.P. Arencibia | C | TB | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 11 | 2 | Daniel Bard | RP | COL | Pythagorean Triples |
| 12 | 2 | Joaquín Benoit | RP | PIT | Amalgamated Morons |
| 13 | 2 | Daric Barton | 1B | ATH | Large-Type Assholes |
| 14 | 2 | Mike Aviles | 2B | MIA | Slackers |
| 15 | 2 | Alex Avila | C | WSH | The Baseball Furies |
| 16 | 2 | Jeremy Bonderman | SP | DET | Rearden Steel |
| 17 | 2 | Peter Bourjos | OF | LAA | Willoughby Chubs |
| 18 | 2 | Scott Baker | SP | LAD | Hungarian Devils |
| 19 | 2 | Grégor Blanco | OF | SF | puhd |
| 20 | 2 | Félix Hernández | SP | BAL | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 21 | 3 | Russell Branyan | 1B | CLE | Pythagorean Triples |
| 22 | 3 | Brennan Boesch | OF | CIN | Amalgamated Morons |
| 23 | 3 | Shawn Camp | RP | PHI | Large-Type Assholes |
| 24 | 3 | Andrew Bailey | RP | LAA | Slackers |
| 25 | 3 | Erick Aybar | SS | MIN | The Baseball Furies |
| 26 | 3 | Julio Borbon | OF | BAL | Rearden Steel |
| 27 | 3 | Michael Brantley | OF | HOU | Willoughby Chubs |
| 28 | 3 | José Bautista | 3B | PHI | Hungarian Devils |
| 29 | 3 | Clay Buchholz | SP | TOR | puhd |
| 30 | 3 | Dallas Braden | SP | ATH | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 31 | 4 | Brett Cecil | SP | STL | Pythagorean Triples |
| 32 | 4 | Robinson Canó | 2B | ATL | Amalgamated Morons |
| 33 | 4 | Jesse Crain | RP | CWS | Large-Type Assholes |
| 34 | 4 | Brad Bergesen | SP | AZ | Slackers |
| 35 | 4 | Josh Bell | 3B | SD | The Baseball Furies |
| 36 | 4 | A.J. Burnett | SP | PIT | Rearden Steel |
| 37 | 4 | Roberto Hernandez | SP | ATL | Willoughby Chubs |
| 38 | 4 | Gordon Beckham | 2B | SD | Hungarian Devils |
| 39 | 4 | Carl Crawford | OF | LAD | puhd |
| 40 | 4 | Milton Bradley | OF | SEA | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 41 | 5 | Jacoby Ellsbury | OF | NYY | Pythagorean Triples |
| 42 | 5 | Joba Chamberlain | RP | CLE | Amalgamated Morons |
| 43 | 5 | Michael Cuddyer | 1B | NYM | Large-Type Assholes |
| 44 | 5 | Craig Breslow | RP | CLE | Slackers |
| 45 | 5 | Asdrúbal Cabrera | SS | AZ | The Baseball Furies |
| 46 | 5 | Miguel Cabrera | 1B | DET | Rearden Steel |
| 47 | 5 | Phil Coke | SP | PIT | Willoughby Chubs |
| 48 | 5 | Reid Brignac | 2B | ATL | Hungarian Devils |
| 49 | 5 | Chris Davis | 1B | BAL | puhd |
| 50 | 5 | Travis Buck | OF | SD | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 51 | 6 | Brian Fuentes | RP | STL | Pythagorean Triples |
| 52 | 6 | Nelson Cruz | OF | SD | Amalgamated Morons |
| 53 | 6 | John Danks | SP | CWS | Large-Type Assholes |
| 54 | 6 | Carlos Carrasco | SP | ATL | Slackers |
| 55 | 6 | Shin-Soo Choo | OF | TEX | The Baseball Furies |
| 56 | 6 | Alberto Callaspo | 2B | ATL | Rearden Steel |
| 57 | 6 | Johnny Damon | OF | CLE | Willoughby Chubs |
| 58 | 6 | Mark Buehrle | SP | TOR | Hungarian Devils |
| 59 | 6 | Brian Duensing | SP | CHC | puhd |
| 60 | 6 | Billy Butler | 1B | ATH | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 61 | 7 | Matt Harrison | SP | TEX | Pythagorean Triples |
| 62 | 7 | Rajai Davis | OF | NYM | Amalgamated Morons |
| 63 | 7 | Curtis Granderson | OF | MIA | Large-Type Assholes |
| 64 | 7 | Jason Donald | 2B | TEX | Slackers |
| 65 | 7 | Trevor Crowe | OF | HOU | The Baseball Furies |
| 66 | 7 | Kyle Drabek | SP | AZ | Rearden Steel |
| 67 | 7 | Gavin Floyd | SP | TOR | Willoughby Chubs |
| 68 | 7 | Trevor Cahill | SP | PIT | Hungarian Devils |
| 69 | 7 | Scott Feldman | SP | CIN | puhd |
| 70 | 7 | Mike Cameron | OF | WSH | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 71 | 8 | Jeremy Hellickson | SP | WSH | Pythagorean Triples |
| 72 | 8 | Jarrod Dyson | OF | TOR | Amalgamated Morons |
| 73 | 8 | Franklin Gutiérrez | OF | LAD | Large-Type Assholes |
| 74 | 8 | Justin Duchscherer | SP | BAL | Slackers |
| 75 | 8 | Jack Cust | OF | BAL | The Baseball Furies |
| 76 | 8 | J.D. Drew | OF | BOS | Rearden Steel |
| 77 | 8 | Jeanmar Gómez | SP | TEX | Willoughby Chubs |
| 78 | 8 | Francisco Cervelli | C | MIA | Hungarian Devils |
| 79 | 8 | Jake Fox | C | TOR | puhd |
| 80 | 8 | Matt Capps | RP | AZ | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 81 | 9 | Derek Holland | SP | BOS | Pythagorean Triples |
| 82 | 9 | Yunel Escobar | SS | LAA | Amalgamated Morons |
| 83 | 9 | Derek Jeter | SS | NYY | Large-Type Assholes |
| 84 | 9 | Doug Fister | SP | TEX | Slackers |
| 85 | 9 | Wade Davis | SP | KC | The Baseball Furies |
| 86 | 9 | Neftali Feliz | RP | SEA | Rearden Steel |
| 87 | 9 | Michael Gonzalez | RP | MIL | Willoughby Chubs |
| 88 | 9 | Manny Delcarmen | RP | WSH | Hungarian Devils |
| 89 | 9 | Gio González | SP | MIA | puhd |
| 90 | 9 | Coco Crisp | OF | CLE | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 91 | 10 | Torii Hunter | OF | MIN | Pythagorean Triples |
| 92 | 10 | Brett Gardner | OF | NYY | Amalgamated Morons |
| 93 | 10 | Kevin Kouzmanoff | 3B | TEX | Large-Type Assholes |
| 94 | 10 | Josh Hamilton | OF | TEX | Slackers |
| 95 | 10 | David DeJesus | OF | LAA | The Baseball Furies |
| 96 | 10 | Chone Figgins | 2B | LAD | Rearden Steel |
| 97 | 10 | Travis Hafner | Util | NYY | Willoughby Chubs |
| 98 | 10 | Rich Harden | SP | ATH | Hungarian Devils |
| 99 | 10 | Kevin Gregg | RP | CIN | puhd |
| 100 | 10 | Scott Downs | RP | KC | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 101 | 11 | Jon Lester | SP | STL | Pythagorean Triples |
| 102 | 11 | Unknown | — | — | Amalgamated Morons |
| 103 | 11 | Mark Lowe | RP | DET | Large-Type Assholes |
| 104 | 11 | Ian Kinsler | 2B | SD | Slackers |
| 105 | 11 | Gaby Hernandez | SP | AZ | The Baseball Furies |
| 106 | 11 | Luke French | SP | MIN | Rearden Steel |
| 107 | 11 | Aaron Hill | 2B | SF | Willoughby Chubs |
| 108 | 11 | Dan Haren | SP | CHC | Hungarian Devils |
| 109 | 11 | Jeremy Guthrie | SP | WSH | puhd |
| 110 | 11 | Shelley Duncan | 1B | TB | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 111 | 12 | Francisco Liriano | SP | TOR | Pythagorean Triples |
| 112 | 12 | John Jaso | C | PIT | Amalgamated Morons |
| 113 | 12 | Bengie Molina | C | TEX | Large-Type Assholes |
| 114 | 12 | Matt LaPorta | 1B | BAL | Slackers |
| 115 | 12 | Austin Jackson | OF | NYM | The Baseball Furies |
| 116 | 12 | Justin Masterson | SP | BOS | Rearden Steel |
| 117 | 12 | Maicer Izturis | 2B | TOR | Willoughby Chubs |
| 118 | 12 | J.P. Howell | SP | TOR | Hungarian Devils |
| 119 | 12 | J.J. Hardy | SS | BAL | puhd |
| 120 | 12 | Phil Hughes | SP | MIN | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 121 | 13 | Jed Lowrie | 2B | ATH | Pythagorean Triples |
| 122 | 13 | Colby Lewis | SP | TEX | Amalgamated Morons |
| 123 | 13 | Joe Nathan | RP | CHC | Large-Type Assholes |
| 124 | 13 | Brandon League | RP | LAD | Slackers |
| 125 | 13 | Nick Johnson | Util | BAL | The Baseball Furies |
| 126 | 13 | Ryan Perry | RP | WSH | Rearden Steel |
| 127 | 13 | Edwin Jackson | SP | AZ | Willoughby Chubs |
| 128 | 13 | Tommy Hunter | SP | NYM | Hungarian Devils |
| 129 | 13 | Luke Hochevar | SP | KC | puhd |
| 130 | 13 | Bobby Jenks | RP | BOS | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 131 | 14 | Justin Morneau | 1B | CWS | Pythagorean Triples |
| 132 | 14 | Adam Lind | 1B | WSH | Amalgamated Morons |
| 133 | 14 | Darren O'Day | RP | ATL | Large-Type Assholes |
| 134 | 14 | Evan Longoria | 3B | AZ | Slackers |
| 135 | 14 | Michael Kirkman | RP | SD | The Baseball Furies |
| 136 | 14 | Juan Pierre | OF | MIA | Rearden Steel |
| 137 | 14 | Ryan Kalish | OF | CHC | Willoughby Chubs |
| 138 | 14 | Adam Jones | OF | AZ | Hungarian Devils |
| 139 | 14 | Brandon Inge | 3B | PIT | puhd |
| 140 | 14 | Kevin Jepsen | RP | TEX | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 141 | 15 | B.J. Upton | OF | TOR | Pythagorean Triples |
| 142 | 15 | Joe Mauer | C | MIN | Amalgamated Morons |
| 143 | 15 | David Ortiz | Util | BOS | Large-Type Assholes |
| 144 | 15 | Daisuke Matsuzaka | SP | NYM | Slackers |
| 145 | 15 | Nick Markakis | OF | ATL | The Baseball Furies |
| 146 | 15 | Jorge Posada | C | NYY | Rearden Steel |
| 147 | 15 | Scott Kazmir | SP | SF | Willoughby Chubs |
| 148 | 15 | Austin Kearns | OF | MIA | Hungarian Devils |
| 149 | 15 | Andruw Jones | OF | NYY | puhd |
| 150 | 15 | Howie Kendrick | 1B | WSH | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 151 | 16 | Sean O'Sullivan | SP | BOS | Pythagorean Triples |
| 152 | 16 | Jeff Niemann | SP | TB | Amalgamated Morons |
| 153 | 16 | Jake Peavy | SP | SF | Large-Type Assholes |
| 154 | 16 | Mike Napoli | C | TEX | Slackers |
| 155 | 16 | Victor Martínez | C | DET | The Baseball Furies |
| 156 | 16 | Mariano Rivera | RP | NYY | Rearden Steel |
| 157 | 16 | Paul Konerko | 1B | CWS | Willoughby Chubs |
| 158 | 16 | Casey Kotchman | 1B | MIA | Hungarian Devils |
| 159 | 16 | Jason Kendall | C | KC | puhd |
| 160 | 16 | Darnell McDonald | OF | CHC | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 161 | 17 | Joel Pineiro | SP | LAA | Pythagorean Triples |
| 162 | 17 | Jonathan Papelbon | RP | WSH | Amalgamated Morons |
| 163 | 17 | A.J. Pierzynski | C | ATL | Large-Type Assholes |
| 164 | 17 | Josh Outman | SP | NYY | Slackers |
| 165 | 17 | Mitch Moreland | 1B | ATH | The Baseball Furies |
| 166 | 17 | Tyson Ross | SP | SF | Rearden Steel |
| 167 | 17 | John Lackey | SP | CHC | Willoughby Chubs |
| 168 | 17 | Jason Kubel | OF | MIN | Hungarian Devils |
| 169 | 17 | Felipe Lopez | 1B | MIL | puhd |
| 170 | 17 | Dustin McGowan | SP | MIA | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 171 | 18 | Manny Ramirez | OF | CHC | Pythagorean Triples |
| 172 | 18 | Justin Verlander | SP | DET | Amalgamated Morons |
| 173 | 18 | Jon Rauch | RP | MIA | Large-Type Assholes |
| 174 | 18 | Cliff Pennington | SS | CIN | Slackers |
| 175 | 18 | Alexi Ogando | SP | CLE | The Baseball Furies |
| 176 | 18 | Luke Scott | 1B | TB | Rearden Steel |
| 177 | 18 | Magglio Ordonez | OF | DET | Willoughby Chubs |
| 178 | 18 | Brian Matusz | SP | BAL | Hungarian Devils |
| 179 | 18 | Hideki Matsui | OF | TB | puhd |
| 180 | 18 | Kevin Millwood | SP | SEA | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 181 | 19 | Brian Roberts | 2B | NYY | Pythagorean Triples |
| 182 | 19 | Ryan Raburn | 2B | WSH | Amalgamated Morons |
| 183 | 19 | Nolan Reimold | OF | BAL | Large-Type Assholes |
| 184 | 19 | Chris Perez | RP | LAD | Slackers |
| 185 | 19 | Dustin Pedroia | 2B | BOS | The Baseball Furies |
| 186 | 19 | Scott Sizemore | 2B | NYY | Rearden Steel |
| 187 | 19 | Jhonny Peralta | 3B | STL | Willoughby Chubs |
| 188 | 19 | Brandon Morrow | SP | CHC | Hungarian Devils |
| 189 | 19 | Kendrys Morales | 1B | NYY | puhd |
| 190 | 19 | Dustin Nippert | RP | TEX | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 191 | 20 | Sean Rodríguez | 2B | MIA | Pythagorean Triples |
| 192 | 20 | Dennys Reyes | RP | BAL | Amalgamated Morons |
| 193 | 20 | Alex Rodriguez | 3B | NYY | Large-Type Assholes |
| 194 | 20 | Felix Pie | OF | PIT | Slackers |
| 195 | 20 | Rick Porcello | SP | NYM | The Baseball Furies |
| 196 | 20 | Travis Snider | OF | AZ | Rearden Steel |
| 197 | 20 | Jason Repko | OF | BOS | Willoughby Chubs |
| 198 | 20 | Carlos Quentin | OF | SD | Hungarian Devils |
| 199 | 20 | Carl Pavano | SP | MIN | puhd |
| 200 | 20 | David Price | SP | LAD | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 201 | 21 | Ervin Santana | SP | KC | Pythagorean Triples |
| 202 | 21 | Sergio Santos | RP | NYY | Amalgamated Morons |
| 203 | 21 | Vernon Wells | OF | NYY | Large-Type Assholes |
| 204 | 21 | David Purcey | RP | CWS | Slackers |
| 205 | 21 | Chris Sale | RP | ATL | The Baseball Furies |
| 206 | 21 | Joakim Soria | RP | TOR | Rearden Steel |
| 207 | 21 | Fernando Rodney | RP | WSH | Willoughby Chubs |
| 208 | 21 | Michael Saunders | OF | PHI | Hungarian Devils |
| 209 | 21 | Alexei Ramirez | SS | SD | puhd |
| 210 | 21 | Taylor Teagarden | C | CHC | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 211 | 22 | Marco Scutaro | 2B | SF | Pythagorean Triples |
| 212 | 22 | Max Scherzer | SP | TOR | Amalgamated Morons |
| 213 | 22 | Unknown | — | — | Large-Type Assholes |
| 214 | 22 | James Shields | SP | CWS | Slackers |
| 215 | 22 | Ryan Sweeney | OF | CHC | The Baseball Furies |
| 216 | 22 | Jim Thome | Util | CLE | Rearden Steel |
| 217 | 22 | CC Sabathia | SP | NYY | Willoughby Chubs |
| 218 | 22 | Grady Sizemore | OF | PHI | Hungarian Devils |
| 219 | 22 | Alex Rios | OF | KC | puhd |
| 220 | 22 | Danny Valencia | 3B | BAL | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 221 | 23 | Adrián González | 1B | NYM | Pythagorean Triples |
| 222 | 23 | Rafael Soriano | RP | CHC | Amalgamated Morons |
| 223 | 23 | Unknown | — | — | Large-Type Assholes |
| 224 | 23 | Jason Vargas | SP | PHI | Slackers |
| 225 | 23 | Nick Swisher | 1B | ATL | The Baseball Furies |
| 226 | 23 | Unknown | — | — | Rearden Steel |
| 227 | 23 | Carlos Santana | C | AZ | Willoughby Chubs |
| 228 | 23 | Kevin Slowey | SP | MIA | Hungarian Devils |
| 229 | 23 | Juan Rivera | 1B | AZ | puhd |
| 230 | 23 | Brandon Wood | 1B | SD | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 231 | 24 | Denard Span | OF | SEA | Pythagorean Triples |
| 232 | 24 | Mark Teixeira | 1B | NYY | Amalgamated Morons |
| 233 | 24 | Unknown | — | — | Large-Type Assholes |
| 234 | 24 | Jered Weaver | SP | SD | Slackers |
| 235 | 24 | Justin Smoak | 1B | MIL | The Baseball Furies |
| 236 | 24 | Unknown | — | — | Rearden Steel |
| 237 | 24 | Ichiro Suzuki | OF | SEA | Willoughby Chubs |
| 238 | 24 | Dan Wheeler | RP | KC | Hungarian Devils |
| 239 | 24 | Ricky Romero | SP | TOR | puhd |
| 240 | 24 | Unknown | — | — | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
| 241 | 25 | Matt Wieters | C | STL | Pythagorean Triples |
| 242 | 25 | Matt Thornton | RP | SD | Amalgamated Morons |
| 243 | 25 | Unknown | — | — | Large-Type Assholes |
| 244 | 25 | Kevin Youkilis | 1B | NYY | Slackers |
| 245 | 25 | Koji Uehara | RP | CHC | The Baseball Furies |
| 246 | 25 | Unknown | — | — | Rearden Steel |
| 247 | 25 | Kurt Suzuki | C | LAA | Willoughby Chubs |
| 248 | 25 | Michael Wuertz | RP | MIA | Hungarian Devils |
| 249 | 25 | Adam Rosales | 2B | CLE | puhd |
| 250 | 25 | Unknown | — | — | Sexual Tyrannosaurus |
Trades
February 13, 2011
Hungarian Devils traded Mark Buehrle to Large-Type Assholes for A.J. Pierzynski
February 13, 2011
Hungarian Devils traded Trevor Cahill to Rearden Steel for Joakim Soria
February 13, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Vernon Wells to Amalgamated Morons for Jeff Niemann
February 15, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Bengie Molina to Sexual Tyrannosaurus for Howie Kendrick
February 20, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Kevin Kouzmanoff to Rearden Steel for J.D. Drew
March 7, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Jake Peavy to Amalgamated Morons for John Jaso
March 8, 2011
Amalgamated Morons traded Nelson Cruz to puhd for Gio González
March 10, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Jesse Crain to Hungarian Devils for Rich Harden
March 28, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Joe Nathan to Willoughby Chubs for Kurt Suzuki
March 28, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Michael Cuddyer, Mark Buehrle to Rearden Steel for Juan Pierre, Erik Bedard
April 21, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded David Ortiz to Amalgamated Morons for Tsuyoshi Nishioka
May 10, 2011
Sexual Tyrannosaurus traded Félix Hernández to Large-Type Assholes for Alex Rodriguez, A.J. Burnett
May 20, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded J.D. Drew, Jon Rauch to puhd for J.J. Hardy
June 1, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Derek Jeter to Rearden Steel for Alberto Callaspo
June 14, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Sam Fuld to Hungarian Devils for Vinnie Pestano
June 16, 2011
Rearden Steel traded Michael Cuddyer, Mariano Rivera to Hungarian Devils for Grady Sizemore
June 24, 2011
Rearden Steel traded Phil Hughes to Large-Type Assholes for Howie Kendrick
July 11, 2011
Rearden Steel traded Ben Revere to Large-Type Assholes
July 20, 2011
Amalgamated Morons traded Matt Thornton, Max Scherzer to Sexual Tyrannosaurus for Matt Capps, Scott Downs
July 28, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Adam Kennedy, Matt Joyce to Sexual Tyrannosaurus for Adam Dunn
August 1, 2011
Large-Type Assholes traded Juan Pierre, Jeff Niemann to The Baseball Furies for Austin Jackson
August 8, 2011
August 9, 2011
The Baseball Furies traded Mitch Moreland, Josh Reddick, Josh Tomlin to Sexual Tyrannosaurus for Max Scherzer
August 9, 2011