Standings
| # | Team | Owner | Points |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Amalgamated Morons ★ | Tim Blest | 114.5 |
| 2 | Bushy Beavers | Zach Newberry | 97 |
| 3 | Pythagorean Triples | Eric Amodeo | 89 |
| 4 | Salsa Sharks | Sal Psardelis | 87 |
| 5 | monkey trauma center | Michael Psardelis | 85.5 |
| 6 | The Baseball Furies | Patrick Blest | 83.5 |
| 7 | Plug Uglies | Dan Callahan | 58.5 |
| 8 | Pimps Up Hos Down | Chris Marino | 57 |
| 9 | God Bless USA | Eli Slack | 52 |
| 10 | willowick chubs | Mark Hovencamp | 46 |
Category Breakdown
| # ▲ | Team | Pts | R | H | HR | RBI | SB | TB | AVG | W | SV | R | K | HLD | ERA | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Amalgamated Morons | 114.5 | 879 | — | 236 | 802 | 99 | — | 0.286 | 89 | 11 | 879 | 869 | — | 3.71 | 1.25 |
| 2 | Bushy Beavers | 97 | 755 | — | 190 | 758 | — | — | 0.279 | 77 | 25 | 755 | 890 | 26 | 3.93 | — |
| 3 | Pythagorean Triples | 89 | 687 | — | 192 | 730 | 85 | — | 0.267 | 53 | 64 | 687 | 702 | 50 | 3.87 | 1.32 |
| 4 | Salsa Sharks | 87 | 725 | — | 151 | 684 | 98 | — | 0.285 | 46 | 75 | 725 | 604 | 52 | 4.17 | 1.29 |
| 5 | monkey trauma center | 85.5 | 757 | — | 155 | 653 | 90 | — | 0.278 | 77 | 33 | 757 | 813 | 44 | 4.14 | — |
| 6 | The Baseball Furies | 83.5 | 735 | — | 232 | 791 | 62 | — | 0.271 | 86 | 37 | 735 | 872 | — | 4.08 | 1.30 |
| 7 | Plug Uglies | 58.5 | 692 | — | 154 | 637 | 135 | — | 0.265 | 77 | 53 | 692 | 750 | 13 | 4.52 | 1.39 |
| 8 | Pimps Up Hos Down | 57 | 663 | — | 160 | 665 | 46 | — | 0.281 | 42 | 18 | 663 | 487 | 62 | 4.60 | 1.37 |
| 9 | God Bless USA | 52 | 664 | — | 119 | 537 | 128 | — | 0.274 | 55 | 61 | 664 | 695 | 41 | 4.58 | 1.37 |
| 10 | willowick chubs | 46 | 624 | — | 154 | 635 | — | — | 0.276 | 54 | 88 | 624 | 680 | 30 | 4.72 | 1.37 |
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Draft Results
View full board →| Pick | Rd | Player | Pos | MLB Team | Fantasy Team |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Hank Blalock | 3B | TB | Amalgamated Morons |
| 2 | 1 | A.J. Pierzynski | C | ATL | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 3 | 1 | Victor Martínez | C | DET | The Baseball Furies |
| 4 | 1 | Toby Hall | C | TEX | Plug Uglies |
| 5 | 1 | Ramon Hernandez | C | LAD | Bushy Beavers |
| 6 | 1 | Ben Davis | C | CIN | monkey trauma center |
| 7 | 1 | Geronimo Gil | C | COL | God Bless USA |
| 8 | 1 | Jason Varitek | C | BOS | Pythagorean Triples |
| 9 | 1 | Scott Hatteberg | 1B | CIN | willowick chubs |
| 10 | 1 | Bengie Molina | C | TEX | Salsa Sharks |
| 11 | 2 | Willie Harris | 2B | CIN | Salsa Sharks |
| 12 | 2 | Matt Lawton | OF | SEA | willowick chubs |
| 13 | 2 | Shawn Wooten | C | SD | Pythagorean Triples |
| 14 | 2 | Miguel Olivo | C | LAD | God Bless USA |
| 15 | 2 | Doug Mientkiewicz | 1B | MIA | monkey trauma center |
| 16 | 2 | Brad Fullmer | 1B | TEX | Bushy Beavers |
| 17 | 2 | Josh Phelps | Util | CLE | Plug Uglies |
| 18 | 2 | Scott Spiezio | 1B | ATL | The Baseball Furies |
| 19 | 2 | Mike Sweeney | 1B | KC | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 20 | 2 | Frank Catalanotto | 1B | NYM | Amalgamated Morons |
| 21 | 3 | Eric Chavez | 3B | AZ | Amalgamated Morons |
| 22 | 3 | Dmitri Young | 1B | WSH | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 23 | 3 | Robin Ventura | 1B | LAD | The Baseball Furies |
| 24 | 3 | Josh Paul | C | HOU | Plug Uglies |
| 25 | 3 | Aubrey Huff | 1B | SF | Bushy Beavers |
| 26 | 3 | Raul Ibanez | 1B | KC | monkey trauma center |
| 27 | 3 | Paul Konerko | 1B | CWS | God Bless USA |
| 28 | 3 | John Olerud | 1B | BOS | Pythagorean Triples |
| 29 | 3 | Karim Garcia | OF | PHI | willowick chubs |
| 30 | 3 | Carlos Guillen | 3B | SEA | Salsa Sharks |
| 31 | 4 | Carlos Beltrán | OF | HOU | Salsa Sharks |
| 32 | 4 | Vernon Wells | OF | NYY | willowick chubs |
| 33 | 4 | Jerry Hairston | 2B | LAD | Pythagorean Triples |
| 34 | 4 | David Ortiz | 1B | BOS | God Bless USA |
| 35 | 4 | Brent Abernathy | 2B | WSH | monkey trauma center |
| 36 | 4 | Chris Richard | Util | TB | Bushy Beavers |
| 37 | 4 | Jeff Conine | 1B | MIA | Plug Uglies |
| 38 | 4 | Joe Crede | 3B | COL | The Baseball Furies |
| 39 | 4 | Rafael Palmeiro | 1B | BAL | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 40 | 4 | Roger Clemens | SP | NYY | Amalgamated Morons |
| 41 | 5 | Michael Cuddyer | OF | NYM | Amalgamated Morons |
| 42 | 5 | Michael Young | 2B | LAD | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 43 | 5 | Alex Rodriguez | SS | NYY | The Baseball Furies |
| 44 | 5 | Carlos Pena | 1B | TEX | Plug Uglies |
| 45 | 5 | Joe Randa | 3B | PIT | Bushy Beavers |
| 46 | 5 | Bret Boone | 2B | WSH | monkey trauma center |
| 47 | 5 | Adam Kennedy | 2B | LAD | God Bless USA |
| 48 | 5 | Shea Hillenbrand | 1B | LAD | Pythagorean Triples |
| 49 | 5 | Ellis Burks | Util | BOS | willowick chubs |
| 50 | 5 | Shannon Stewart | OF | TOR | Salsa Sharks |
| 51 | 6 | Mark Ellis | 2B | STL | Salsa Sharks |
| 52 | 6 | Milton Bradley | OF | SEA | willowick chubs |
| 53 | 6 | Omar Vizquel | SS | TOR | Pythagorean Triples |
| 54 | 6 | Tony Batista | 3B | WSH | God Bless USA |
| 55 | 6 | D'Angelo Jimenez | 2B | STL | monkey trauma center |
| 56 | 6 | Miguel Tejada | SS | false | Bushy Beavers |
| 57 | 6 | Luis Rivas | 2B | CHC | Plug Uglies |
| 58 | 6 | Randy Winn | OF | BAL | The Baseball Furies |
| 59 | 6 | Orlando Hudson | 2B | CWS | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 60 | 6 | Alan Embree | RP | CWS | Amalgamated Morons |
| 61 | 7 | Darin Erstad | OF | HOU | Amalgamated Morons |
| 62 | 7 | Herbert Perry | 3B | TEX | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 63 | 7 | Bobby Kielty | OF | SD | The Baseball Furies |
| 64 | 7 | Eric Hinske | 3B | AZ | Plug Uglies |
| 65 | 7 | Carl Everett | OF | SEA | Bushy Beavers |
| 66 | 7 | David Eckstein | SS | SD | monkey trauma center |
| 67 | 7 | Jared Sandberg | 3B | KC | God Bless USA |
| 68 | 7 | Trot Nixon | OF | MIL | Pythagorean Triples |
| 69 | 7 | Danys Baez | SP | PHI | willowick chubs |
| 70 | 7 | John McDonald | 2B | LAA | Salsa Sharks |
| 71 | 8 | Rick Reed | SP | PIT | Salsa Sharks |
| 72 | 8 | Aaron Sele | SP | NYM | willowick chubs |
| 73 | 8 | Garret Anderson | OF | LAD | Pythagorean Triples |
| 74 | 8 | Cristian Guzman | SS | CLE | God Bless USA |
| 75 | 8 | Jeff Cirillo | 3B | AZ | monkey trauma center |
| 76 | 8 | Terrence Long | OF | NYY | Bushy Beavers |
| 77 | 8 | Nomar Garciaparra | SS | BOS | Plug Uglies |
| 78 | 8 | George Lombard | OF | CLE | The Baseball Furies |
| 79 | 8 | Jose Valentin | 3B | NYM | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 80 | 8 | Jason Giambi | 1B | CLE | Amalgamated Morons |
| 81 | 9 | Shigetoshi Hasegawa | RP | SEA | Amalgamated Morons |
| 82 | 9 | Ramon Santiago | 2B | CIN | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 83 | 9 | Joe Borchard | OF | SF | The Baseball Furies |
| 84 | 9 | Raul Mondesi | OF | ATL | Plug Uglies |
| 85 | 9 | Mike Cameron | OF | WSH | Bushy Beavers |
| 86 | 9 | Corey Koskie | 3B | CHC | monkey trauma center |
| 87 | 9 | Ichiro Suzuki | OF | SEA | God Bless USA |
| 88 | 9 | Carlos Lee | OF | MIA | Pythagorean Triples |
| 89 | 9 | CC Sabathia | SP | NYY | willowick chubs |
| 90 | 9 | Joe Kennedy | SP | TOR | Salsa Sharks |
| 91 | 10 | Ismael Valdez | SP | MIA | Salsa Sharks |
| 92 | 10 | Casey Fossum | SP | BAL | willowick chubs |
| 93 | 10 | Frank Thomas | 1B | ATH | Pythagorean Triples |
| 94 | 10 | Ben Grieve | OF | CWS | God Bless USA |
| 95 | 10 | Marty Cordova | OF | TB | monkey trauma center |
| 96 | 10 | Jacque Jones | OF | MIN | Bushy Beavers |
| 97 | 10 | Torii Hunter | OF | MIN | Plug Uglies |
| 98 | 10 | Johnny Damon | OF | CLE | The Baseball Furies |
| 99 | 10 | Gary Matthews Jr. | OF | CIN | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 100 | 10 | Mark Hendrickson | SP | BAL | Amalgamated Morons |
| 101 | 11 | Runelvys Hernandez | SP | HOU | Amalgamated Morons |
| 102 | 11 | Dustan Mohr | OF | COL | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 103 | 11 | Aaron Rowand | OF | MIA | The Baseball Furies |
| 104 | 11 | Bobby Higginson | OF | DET | Plug Uglies |
| 105 | 11 | Rusty Greer | OF | TEX | Bushy Beavers |
| 106 | 11 | Mark Quinn | OF | CWS | monkey trauma center |
| 107 | 11 | Kevin Mench | OF | WSH | God Bless USA |
| 108 | 11 | Jeff Weaver | SP | LAD | Pythagorean Triples |
| 109 | 11 | Cory Lidle | SP | NYY | willowick chubs |
| 110 | 11 | Johan Santana | SP | TOR | Salsa Sharks |
| 111 | 12 | Ramon Ortiz | SP | TOR | Salsa Sharks |
| 112 | 12 | Kevin Appier | SP | SEA | willowick chubs |
| 113 | 12 | Eric Milton | SP | LAD | Pythagorean Triples |
| 114 | 12 | Troy Glaus | 3B | ATL | God Bless USA |
| 115 | 12 | Juan Gonzalez | OF | STL | monkey trauma center |
| 116 | 12 | Pedro Martinez | SP | PHI | Bushy Beavers |
| 117 | 12 | Carl Crawford | OF | LAD | Plug Uglies |
| 118 | 12 | Ben Broussard | 1B | KC | The Baseball Furies |
| 119 | 12 | Rondell White | OF | MIN | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 120 | 12 | Tim Hudson | SP | SF | Amalgamated Morons |
| 121 | 13 | Omar Infante | SS | KC | Amalgamated Morons |
| 122 | 13 | J.C. Romero | RP | MIN | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 123 | 13 | Edgar Martinez | Util | SEA | The Baseball Furies |
| 124 | 13 | Mark Buehrle | SP | TOR | Plug Uglies |
| 125 | 13 | David Wells | SP | LAD | Bushy Beavers |
| 126 | 13 | Bernie Williams | OF | NYY | monkey trauma center |
| 127 | 13 | Jarrod Washburn | SP | DET | God Bless USA |
| 128 | 13 | Tim Wakefield | SP | BOS | Pythagorean Triples |
| 129 | 13 | Eddie Guardado | RP | WSH | willowick chubs |
| 130 | 13 | Ricardo Rodriguez | SP | PIT | Salsa Sharks |
| 131 | 14 | Troy Percival | RP | TB | Salsa Sharks |
| 132 | 14 | Ramiro Mendoza | SP | MIL | willowick chubs |
| 133 | 14 | Joaquín Benoit | SP | PIT | Pythagorean Triples |
| 134 | 14 | Freddy Garcia | SP | ATL | God Bless USA |
| 135 | 14 | Angel Berroa | SS | AZ | monkey trauma center |
| 136 | 14 | Travis Driskill | SP | HOU | Bushy Beavers |
| 137 | 14 | Jamie Moyer | SP | TOR | Plug Uglies |
| 138 | 14 | Mark Mulder | SP | LAA | The Baseball Furies |
| 139 | 14 | Willis Roberts | RP | PIT | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 140 | 14 | Derek Jeter | SS | NYY | Amalgamated Morons |
| 141 | 15 | Derek Lowe | SP | TEX | Amalgamated Morons |
| 142 | 15 | John Burkett | SP | BOS | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 143 | 15 | Joel Pineiro | SP | LAA | The Baseball Furies |
| 144 | 15 | Dan Wright | SP | SEA | Plug Uglies |
| 145 | 15 | Scott Schoeneweis | SP | BOS | Bushy Beavers |
| 146 | 15 | Mike Mussina | SP | NYY | monkey trauma center |
| 147 | 15 | Joe Mays | SP | LAD | God Bless USA |
| 148 | 15 | Jorge Julio | RP | PIT | Pythagorean Triples |
| 149 | 15 | Todd Van Poppel | SP | NYM | willowick chubs |
| 150 | 15 | Arthur Rhodes | RP | STL | Salsa Sharks |
| 151 | 16 | Mariano Rivera | RP | NYY | Salsa Sharks |
| 152 | 16 | Cliff Politte | RP | STL | willowick chubs |
| 153 | 16 | Ricardo Rincon | RP | NYM | Pythagorean Triples |
| 154 | 16 | Rodrigo Lopez | SP | PHI | God Bless USA |
| 155 | 16 | Kyle Lohse | SP | TEX | monkey trauma center |
| 156 | 16 | Chan Ho Park | SP | PIT | Bushy Beavers |
| 157 | 16 | Jason Johnson | SP | NYY | Plug Uglies |
| 158 | 16 | Roy Halladay | SP | PHI | The Baseball Furies |
| 159 | 16 | Chad Bradford | RP | TB | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 160 | 16 | Magglio Ordonez | OF | DET | Amalgamated Morons |
| 161 | 17 | Sidney Ponson | SP | KC | Amalgamated Morons |
| 162 | 17 | Buddy Groom | RP | AZ | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 163 | 17 | Ryan Franklin | SP | STL | The Baseball Furies |
| 164 | 17 | Brad Radke | SP | MIN | Plug Uglies |
| 165 | 17 | Esteban Yan | RP | MIA | Bushy Beavers |
| 166 | 17 | Kelvim Escobar | SP | MIL | monkey trauma center |
| 167 | 17 | Ted Lilly | SP | LAD | God Bless USA |
| 168 | 17 | LaTroy Hawkins | RP | COL | Pythagorean Triples |
| 169 | 17 | Brian Tallet | SP | SD | willowick chubs |
| 170 | 17 | Oscar Henriquez | RP | DET | Salsa Sharks |
| 171 | 18 | Eric Munson | 3B | SD | Salsa Sharks |
| 172 | 18 | Jay Gibbons | 1B | MIL | willowick chubs |
| 173 | 18 | Jeff Nelson | RP | NYY | Pythagorean Triples |
| 174 | 18 | Keith Foulke | RP | ATH | God Bless USA |
| 175 | 18 | Aaron Harang | SP | PHI | monkey trauma center |
| 176 | 18 | Mark Wohlers | RP | CLE | Bushy Beavers |
| 177 | 18 | John Lackey | SP | CHC | Plug Uglies |
| 178 | 18 | Steve Karsay | RP | ATH | The Baseball Furies |
| 179 | 18 | Ben Weber | RP | HOU | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 180 | 18 | Jorge Posada | C | NYY | Amalgamated Morons |
| 181 | 19 | Alfonso Soriano | 2B | NYY | Amalgamated Morons |
| 182 | 19 | Jermaine Dye | OF | CWS | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 183 | 19 | Cliff Lee | SP | PHI | The Baseball Furies |
| 184 | 19 | Ugueth Urbina | RP | PHI | Plug Uglies |
| 186 | 19 | Tony Fiore | RP | DET | monkey trauma center |
| 187 | 19 | Francisco Cordero | RP | BOS | God Bless USA |
| 188 | 19 | Juan Rincon | SP | LAA | Pythagorean Triples |
| 189 | 19 | Mike Lamb | 1B | NYY | willowick chubs |
| 190 | 19 | Dan Kolb | RP | BOS | Salsa Sharks |
| 191 | 20 | Brendan Donnelly | RP | PIT | Salsa Sharks |
| 192 | 20 | Ricky Gutierrez | 2B | SD | willowick chubs |
| 194 | 20 | Damaso Marte | RP | NYY | God Bless USA |
| 195 | 20 | Carlos Delgado | 1B | BOS | monkey trauma center |
| 197 | 20 | Jim Mecir | RP | MIA | Plug Uglies |
| 198 | 20 | Franklyn German | RP | CWS | The Baseball Furies |
| 199 | 20 | Ryan Drese | SP | HOU | Pimps Up Hos Down |
| 200 | 20 | Barry Zito | SP | ATH | Amalgamated Morons |
| 201 | 21 | Nick Johnson | 1B | BAL | Amalgamated Morons |
| 203 | 21 | Andy Pettitte | SP | NYY | The Baseball Furies |
| 204 | 21 | Bob Howry | RP | CHC | Plug Uglies |
| 207 | 21 | Billy Koch | RP | TOR | God Bless USA |
| 209 | 21 | Chris Woodward | SS | TOR | willowick chubs |
| 210 | 21 | Manny Ramirez | OF | CHC | Salsa Sharks |
| 212 | 22 | Mark McLemore | 3B | ATH | willowick chubs |
| 214 | 22 | Alfredo Amezaga | SS | LAA | God Bless USA |
| 220 | 22 | John Stephens | SP | PHI | Amalgamated Morons |
| 221 | 23 | Kazuhiro Sasaki | RP | SEA | Amalgamated Morons |
| 227 | 23 | Matt Anderson | RP | PHI | God Bless USA |
| 229 | 23 | Tim Salmon | OF | LAA | willowick chubs |
| 234 | 24 | Drew Henson | Util | NYY | God Bless USA |
Trades
March 20, 2003
Pythagorean Triples traded Trot Nixon to Pimps Up Hos Down for J.C. Romero
March 23, 2003
monkey trauma center traded Kelvim Escobar, Raul Ibanez to Bushy Beavers for Travis Driskill, Jacque Jones
March 24, 2003
Amalgamated Morons traded Hank Blalock to willowick chubs for Vernon Wells
March 25, 2003
Pythagorean Triples traded Shea Hillenbrand, Eric Milton to God Bless USA for Tony Batista, Ted Lilly
March 30, 2003
The Baseball Furies traded Johnny Damon, Joel Pineiro to monkey trauma center for Bret Boone, Juan Gonzalez
May 11, 2003
monkey trauma center traded Johnny Damon to God Bless USA for Keith Foulke
July 30, 2003
Pythagorean Triples traded Jeff Weaver to Pimps Up Hos Down for Jermaine Dye
August 2, 2003
monkey trauma center traded David Eckstein to Salsa Sharks for Reed Johnson
August 6, 2003
Amalgamated Morons traded Frank Catalanotto to willowick chubs for Cliff Politte